JAMES MARSTERS, TOM BAKER...

...And, er, me... I'm attending the SFX Weekender event next Friday and Saturday. In particular, I'm doing my Q & A session (with massive confidence-boosting and tips for any unpublished writers) at 6 p.m. on Saturday 6th Feb. (I'm on after Richard Morgan and before Peter Hamilton.) So please come and see me, on what they're helpfully calling the Slaughtered Lambs Stage! Especially if you're a newbie writer.

Among the authors will also be China Miéville and Justina Robson. Will anyone notice us while Tom Baker and James Marsters are wafting past? If I wear a long scarf and a long leather coat and paint my nails black, will anyone notice...?